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    Enter Dion, Cleremont, Thrasilin, Megra and Galatea.            [2.4]
 
    Di. Come Ladies, shall we talk a round? As men
Do walk a mile, women should take an hour
After supper: 'Tis their exercise.     Gal. 'Tis late.
    Meg. 'Tis all
My eyes will do to lead me to my bed.
    Gal. I fear they are so heavy, you'l scarce find
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The way to your lodging with 'em to night.
 
    Enter Pharamond.
 
    Thra. The Prince.
    Pha. Not a bed Ladies? y'are good sitters up;
What think you of a pleasant dream to last
Till morning?
    Meg. I should choose, my Lord, a pleasing wake before it.
 
    Enter Arethusa and Bellario.
 
    Are. 'Tis well my Lord y'are courting of Ladies.
Is't not late Gentlemen?
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    Cle. Yes Madam.
    Are. Wait you there.             [Exit Arethusa.
    Meg. She's jealous, as I live; look you my Lord,
The Princess has a Hilas, an Adonis.
    Pha. His form is Angel-like.
    Meg. Why this is he, must, when you are wed,
Sit by your pillow, like young Apollo, with
His hand and voice, binding your thoughts in sleep;
The Princess does provide him for you, and for her self.
    Pha. I find no musick in these boys.     Meg. Nor I.
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They can do little, and that small they do,
They have not wit to hide.
    Di. Serves he the Princess?     Thra. Yes.
    Di. 'Tis a sweet boy, how brave she keeps him!
    Pha. Ladies all good rest; I mean to kill a Buck
To morrow morning, ere y'ave done your dreams.     (rest,
    Meg. All happiness attend your Grace, Gentlemen good
Come shall we to bed?
    Gal. Yes, all good night.         [Ex. Gal. and Meg.
    Di. May your dreams be true to you;
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What shall we do Gallants? 'Tis late, the King
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Is up still, see, he comes, a Guard along
With him.
 
    Enter King, Arethusa and Guard.
 
    King. Look your intelligence be true.
    Are. Upon my life it is: and I do hope,
Your Highness will not tye me to a man,
That in the heat of wooing throws me off,
And takes another.     Di. What should this mean?
    King. If it be true,
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That Lady had been better have embrac'd
Cureless Diseases, get you to your rest,     [Ex. Are. and Bel.
You shall be righted: Gentlemen draw near,
We shall imploy you: Is young Pharamond
Come to his lodging?     Di. I saw him enter there.
    King. Haste some of you, and cunningly discover,
If Megra be in her lodging.     Cle. Sir,
She parted hence but now with other Ladies.
    King. If she be there, we shall not need to make
A vain discovery of our suspicion.
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You gods I see, that who unrighteously
Holds wealth or state from others, shall be curst,
In that, which meaner men are blest withall
Ages to come shall know no male of him
Left to inherit, and his name shall be
Blotted from earth; If he have any child,
It shall be crossly matched: the gods themselves
Shall sow wild strife betwixt her Lord and her,
Yet, if it be your wills, forgive the sin
I have committed, let it not fall
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Upon this understanding child of mine,
She has not broke your Laws; but how can I,
Look to be heard of gods, that must be just,
Praying upon the ground I hold by wrong?
 
    Enter Dion.
 
    Di. Sir, I have asked, and her women swear she is within,
but they I think are bawds; I told 'em I must speak with
her: they laught, and said their Lady lay speechless. I
said, my business was important; they said their Lady was
about it: I grew hot, and cryed my business was a matter
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that concern'd life and death; they answered, so was sleep-
ing, at which their Lady was, I urg'd again, she had scarce
time to be so since last I saw her; they smil'd again, and
seem'd to instruct me, that sleeping was nothing but lying
down and winking: Answers more direct I could not get:
in short Sir, I think she is not there.
    King. 'Tis then no time to dally: you o'th' Guard,
Wait at the back door of the Princes lodging,
And see that none pass thence upon your lives.
Knock Gentlemen: knock loud: louder yet:
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What, has their pleasure taken off their hearing?
I'le break your meditations? knock again:
Not yet? I do not think he sleeps, having this
Larum by him; once more, Pharamond, Prince.
 
Pharamond above.
 
    Pha. What sawcy groom knocks at this dead of night?
Where be our waiters? By my vexed soul,
He meets his death, that meets me, for this boldness.
    K. Prince, you wrong your thoughts, we are your friends,
Come down.     Pha. The King?
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    King. The same Sir, come down,
We have cause of present Counsel with you.
    Pha. If your Grace please to use me, I'le attend you
To your Chamber.                [Pha. below.
    King. No, 'tis too late Prince, I'le make bold with yours.
    Pha. I have some private reasons to my self,
Makes me unmannerly, and say you cannot;
Nay, press not forward Gentlemen, he must come
Through my life, that comes here.      Enter.
    King. Sir be resolv'd, I must and will come.
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    Pha. I will not be dishonour'd;
He that enters, enters upon his death;
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Sir, 'tis a sign you make no stranger of me,
To bring these Renegados to my Chamber,
At these unseason'd hours.     King. Why do you
Chase your self so? you are not wrong'd, nor shall be;
Onely I'le search your lodging, for some cause
To our self known: Enter I say.
    Pha. I say no.                [Meg. Above.
    Meg. Let 'em enter Prince,
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Let 'em enter, I am up, and ready; I know their business,
'Tis the poor breaking of a Ladies honour,
They hunt so hotly after; let 'em enjoy it.
You have your business Gentlemen, I lay here.
O my Lord the King, this is not noble in you
To make publick the weakness of a Woman.
    King. Come down.
    Meg. I dare my Lord; your whootings and your clamors,
Your private whispers, and your broad fleerings,
Can no more vex my soul, than this base carriage;
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But I have vengeance yet in store for some,
Shall in the most contempt you can have of me,
Be joy and nourishment.
    King. Will you come down?
    Meg. Yes, to laugh at your worst: but I shall wrong you,
If my skill fail me not.
    King. Sir, I must dearly chide you for this looseness,
You have wrong'd a worthy Lady, but no more,
Conduct him to my lodging, and to bed.         (deed.
    Cle. Get him another wench, and you bring him to bed in
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    Di. 'Tis strange a man cannot ride a Stagg
Or two, to breath himself, without a warrant:
If this geer hold, that lodgings be search'd thus,
Pray heaven we may lie with our own wives in safety,
That they be not by some trick of State mistaken.
 
    Enter with Megra.
 
    King. Now Lady of honour, where's your honour now?
No man can fit your palat, but the Prince.
Thou most ill shrowded rottenness; thou piece
Made by a Painter and a Pothecary;
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Thou troubled sea of lust, thou wilderness,
Inhabited by wild thoughts; thou swoln cloud
Of Infection; thou ripe Mine of all Diseases;
Thou all Sin, all Hell, and last, all Devils, tell me,
Had you none to pull on with your courtesies,
But he that must be mine, and wrong my Daughter?
By all the gods, all these, and all the Pages,
And all the Court shall hoot thee through the Court,
Fling rotten Oranges, make ribald Rimes,
And fear thy name with Candles upon walls:
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Do you laugh Lady Venus?
    Meg. Faith Sir, you must pardon me;
I cannot chuse but laugh to see you merry
If you do this, O King; nay, if you dare do it;
By all these gods you swore by, and as many
More of my own; I will have fellows, and such
Fellows in it, as shall make noble mirth;
The Princess, your dear Daughter, shall stand by me
On walls, and sung in ballads, any thing:
Urge me no more, I know her, and her haunts,
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Her layes, leaps, and outlayes, and will discover all;
Nay will dishonour her. I know the boy
She keeps, a handsome boy, about eighteen:
Know what she does with him, where, and when
Come Sir, you put me to a womans madness,
The glory of a fury; and if I do not
Do it to the height?
    King. What boy is this she raves at?
    Meg. Alas! good minded Prince, you know not these things?
I am loth to reveal 'em. Keep this fault
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As you would keep your health from the hot air
Of the corrupted people, or by heaven,
I will not fall alone   what I have known,
Shall be as publick as a print: all tongues
Shall speak it as they do the language they
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Are born in, as free and commonly; I'le set it
Like a prodigious star for all to gaze at,           (reign
And so high and glowing, that other Kingdoms far and For-
Shall read it there, nay travel with it, till they find
No tongue to make it more, nor no more people;
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And then behold the fall of your fair Princess.
    King. Has she a boy?
    Cle. So please your Grace I have seen a boy wait
On her, a fair boy.
    King. Go get you to your quarter:
For this time I'le study to forget you.
    Meg. Do you study to forget me, and I'le study
To forget you.                 [Ex. King, Meg. and Guard.
    Cle. Why here's a Male spirit for Hercules, if ever there
be nine worthies of women, this wench shall ride astride, and
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be their Captain.
    Di. Sure she hath a garrison of Devils in her tongue, she
uttereth such balls of wild-fire. She has so netled the King,
that all the Doctors in the Country will scarce cure him
That boy was a strange found out antidote to cure her in-
fection: that boy, that Princess boy: that brave, chast, ver-
tuous Ladies boy: and a fair boy, a well spoken boy: All
these considered, can make nothing else----but there I leave
you Gentlemen.
    Thra. Nay we'l go wander with you.          [Exeunt

 

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