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Philaster: OR, Love Lies a Bleeding
2nd Folio (1679).
Act 5, Scenes 4-5; TLN numbers 2365-2509
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Philaster.

He shall for this time only be seal'd up
With a Feather through his nose, that he may only see
Heaven, and think whither he's going,             (King
Nay beyond-Sea, Sir, we will proclaim you, you would be
Thou tender Heir apparent to a Church-Ale,
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Thou sleight Prince of single Sarcenet;
Thou Royal Ring-tail, fit to fly at nothing
But poor mens Poultry, and have every Boy
Beat thee from that too with his Bread and Butter.
    Pha. Gods keep me from these Hell-hounds.
    2 Cit. Shall's geld him Captain?
    Cap. No, you shall spare his dowcets my dear Donsels,
As you respect the Ladies let them flourish;            (Boys.
The curses of a longing woman kill as speedy as a Plague,
    1 Cit. I'le have a Leg that's certain.
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    2 Cit. I'le have an Arm.
    3 Cit. I'le have his Nose, and at mine own charge build
a Colledge, and clap't upon the Gate.
    4 Cit. I'le have his little Gut to string a Kit with,
For certainly a Royal Gut will sound like silver.             (once.
    Pha. Would they were in thy belly, and I past my pain
    5 Cit. Good Captain let me have his Liver to feed Ferrets.
    Cap. Who will have parcels else? speak.
    Pha. Good gods consider me, I shall be tortur'd.
    1 Cit. Captain, I'le give you the trimming of your hand-
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sword, and let me have his Skin to make false Scabbards.
    2 He had no horns Sir had he?                            (horns?
    Cap. No Sir, he's a Pollard, what would'st thou do with
    Cit. O if he had, I would have made rare Hasts and
Whistles of 'em, but his Shin bones if they be found shall
serve me.
 
    Enter Philaster.
 
    All. Long live Philaster, the brave Prince Philaster.
    Phi. I thank you Gentlemen, but why are these
Rude weapons brought abroad, to teach your hands
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Uncivil Trades?     Cap. My Royal Rosiclear,
We are thy Mirmidons, thy Guard, thy Rorers,
And when thy noble body is in durance,
Thus do we clap our musty Murrions on,
And trace the streets in terrour: Is it peace
Thou Mars of men? Is the King sociable,
And bids thee live? Art thou above thy foemen,
And free as Phoebus? Speak, if not, this stand
Of Royal blood shall be abroach, atilt, and run
Even to the lees of honour.
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    Phi. Hold and be satisfied, I am my self
Free as my thoughts are, by the gods I am.
    Cap. Art thou the dainty darling of the King?
Art thou the Hylas to our Hercules?
Do the Lords bow, and the regarded scarlets,
Kiss their Gumd go's, and cry, we are your servants?
Is the Court Navigable, and the presence struck
With Flags of friendship? if not, we are thy Castle
And this man sleeps.
    Phi. I am what I desire to be, your friend,
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I am what I was born to be, your Prince.
    Pha. Sir, there is some humanity in you,
You have a noble soul, forget my name,
And know my misery, set me safe aboard
From these wild Canibals, and as I live,
I'le quit this Land for ever: there is nothing,
Perpetual prisonment, cold, hunger, sickness
Of all sorts, all dangers, and all together
The worst company of the worst men, madness, age,
To be as many Creatures as a woman,
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And do as all they do, nay to despair;
But I would rather make it a new Nature,
And live with all those than endure one hour
Amongst these wild Dogs.
    Phi. I do pity you: Friends discharge your fears,
Deliver me the Prince, I'le warrant you
I shall be old enough to find my safety.
    3 Cit. Good Sir take heed he does not hurt you,
He's a fierce man I can tell you Sir.
    Cap. Prince, by your leave I'le have a Sursingle,
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And Male you like a Hawke.                           [He stirs.
    Phi. Away, away, there is no danger in him:
Alas he had rather sleep to shake his fit off.
Look you friends, how gently he leads, upon my word
He's tame enough, he need no further watching.
Good my friends go to your houses and by me have your par
dons, and my love,
And know there shall be nothing in my power
You may deserve, but you shall have your wishes
To give you more thanks were to flatter you,
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Continue still your love, and for an earnest
Drink this.     All. Long maist thou live brave Prince, brave
Prince, brave Prince.                           [Exeunt Phi. and Pha.
    Cap. Thou art the King of Courtesie:
Fall off again my sweet youths, come and every man
Trace to his house again, and hang his pewter up, then to
The Tavern and bring your wives in Musses: we will have
Musick and the red grape shall make us dance, and rise Boys.
                                              [Exeunt.
 
    Enter King, Are. Gal. Meg. Cle. Dion, Thra. Bellario,               [5.5]
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     and Attendants.
 
    King. Is it appeas'd?
    Di. Sir, all is quiet as this dead of night,
As peaceable as sleep, my Lord Philaster
Brings on the Prince himself.     King. Kind Gentlemen!
I will not break the least word I have given
In promise to him, I have heap'd a world
Of grief upon his head, which yet I hope
To wash away.
 
    Enter Philaster and Pharamond.
 
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    Cle. My Lord is come.     King. My Son!
Blest be the time that I have leave to call
Such vertue mine; now thou art in mine arms,
Me thinks I have a salve unto my breast
For all the stings that dwell there, streams of grief
That I have wrought thee, and as much of joy
That I repent it, issue from mine eyes:
Let them appease thee, take thy right; take her,
She is thy right too, and forget to urge
My vexed soul with that I did before.
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    Phi. Sir, is it blotted from my memory,
Past and forgotten: For you Prince of Spain,
Whom I have thus redeem'd, you have full leave
To make an honourable voyage home.
And if you would go furnish'd to your Realm
With fair provision, I do see a Lady
Me thinks would gladly bear you company:
How like you this piece?
    Meg. Sir, he likes it well,
For he hath tried it, and found it worth
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His princely liking; we were ta'ne a bed,
I know your meaning, I am not the first
That Nature taught to seek a fellow forth:
Can shame remain perpetually in me,
And not in others? or have Princes salves
To cure ill names that meaner people want?
    Phi. What mean you?
    Meg. You must get another ship
To clear the Princess and the boy together.
    Di. How now!
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    Meg. Others took me, and I took her and him
At that all women may be ta'ne sometimes:
Ship us all four my Lord, we can endure
Weather and wind alike.
    King. Clear thou thy self, or know not me for Father.
    Are. This earth, How false it is? what means is left for me
To clear my self? It lies in your belief,
My Lords believe me, and let all things else
Struggle together to dishonour me.
    Bell. O stop your ears great King, that I may speak

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