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Philaster: OR, Love Lies a Bleeding
2nd Folio (1679).
Act 2, Scene 4, Act 3, Scene 1; TLN numbers 932-1072
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Philaster.

Sir, 'tis a sign you make no stranger of me,
To bring these Renegados to my Chamber,
At these unseason'd hours.     King. Why do you
Chase your self so? you are not wrong'd, nor shall be;
Onely I'le search your lodging, for some cause
To our self known: Enter I say.
    Pha. I say no.                [Meg. Above.
    Meg. Let 'em enter Prince,
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Let 'em enter, I am up, and ready; I know their business,
'Tis the poor breaking of a Ladies honour,
They hunt so hotly after; let 'em enjoy it.
You have your business Gentlemen, I lay here.
O my Lord the King, this is not noble in you
To make publick the weakness of a Woman.
    King. Come down.
    Meg. I dare my Lord; your whootings and your clamors,
Your private whispers, and your broad fleerings,
Can no more vex my soul, than this base carriage;
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But I have vengeance yet in store for some,
Shall in the most contempt you can have of me,
Be joy and nourishment.
    King. Will you come down?
    Meg. Yes, to laugh at your worst: but I shall wrong you,
If my skill fail me not.
    King. Sir, I must dearly chide you for this looseness,
You have wrong'd a worthy Lady, but no more,
Conduct him to my lodging, and to bed.         (deed.
    Cle. Get him another wench, and you bring him to bed in
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    Di. 'Tis strange a man cannot ride a Stagg
Or two, to breath himself, without a warrant:
If this geer hold, that lodgings be search'd thus,
Pray heaven we may lie with our own wives in safety,
That they be not by some trick of State mistaken.
 
    Enter with Megra.
 
    King. Now Lady of honour, where's your honour now?
No man can fit your palat, but the Prince.
Thou most ill shrowded rottenness; thou piece
Made by a Painter and a Pothecary;
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Thou troubled sea of lust, thou wilderness,
Inhabited by wild thoughts; thou swoln cloud
Of Infection; thou ripe Mine of all Diseases;
Thou all Sin, all Hell, and last, all Devils, tell me,
Had you none to pull on with your courtesies,
But he that must be mine, and wrong my Daughter?
By all the gods, all these, and all the Pages,
And all the Court shall hoot thee through the Court,
Fling rotten Oranges, make ribald Rimes,
And fear thy name with Candles upon walls:
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Do you laugh Lady Venus?
    Meg. Faith Sir, you must pardon me;
I cannot chuse but laugh to see you merry
If you do this, O King; nay, if you dare do it;
By all these gods you swore by, and as many
More of my own; I will have fellows, and such
Fellows in it, as shall make noble mirth;
The Princess, your dear Daughter, shall stand by me
On walls, and sung in ballads, any thing:
Urge me no more, I know her, and her haunts,
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Her layes, leaps, and outlayes, and will discover all;
Nay will dishonour her. I know the boy
She keeps, a handsome boy, about eighteen:
Know what she does with him, where, and when
Come Sir, you put me to a womans madness,
The glory of a fury; and if I do not
Do it to the height?
    King. What boy is this she raves at?
    Meg. Alas! good minded Prince, you know not these things?
I am loth to reveal 'em. Keep this fault
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As you would keep your health from the hot air
Of the corrupted people, or by heaven,
I will not fall alone   what I have known,
Shall be as publick as a print: all tongues
Shall speak it as they do the language they
Are born in, as free and commonly; I'le set it
Like a prodigious star for all to gaze at,           (reign
And so high and glowing, that other Kingdoms far and For-
Shall read it there, nay travel with it, till they find
No tongue to make it more, nor no more people;
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And then behold the fall of your fair Princess.
    King. Has she a boy?
    Cle. So please your Grace I have seen a boy wait
On her, a fair boy.
    King. Go get you to your quarter:
For this time I'le study to forget you.
    Meg. Do you study to forget me, and I'le study
To forget you.                 [Ex. King, Meg. and Guard.
    Cle. Why here's a Male spirit for Hercules, if ever there
be nine worthies of women, this wench shall ride astride, and
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be their Captain.
    Di. Sure she hath a garrison of Devils in her tongue, she
uttereth such balls of wild-fire. She has so netled the King,
that all the Doctors in the Country will scarce cure him
That boy was a strange found out antidote to cure her in-
fection: that boy, that Princess boy: that brave, chast, ver-
tuous Ladies boy: and a fair boy, a well spoken boy: All
these considered, can make nothing else----but there I leave
you Gentlemen.
    Thra. Nay we'l go wander with you.          [Exeunt


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Actus Tertius.      Scena Prima.
 

    Enter Cle Di. and Thra.
 
Cle. N AY doubtless 'tis true.
    Di I, and 'tis the gods
That rais'd this Punishment to scourge the King
With his own issue: Is it not a shame
For us, that should write noble in the land;
For us, that should be freemen, to behold
A man, that is the bravery of his age,
    Philaster, prest down from his Royal right,
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By this regardless King; and only look,
And see the Scepter ready to be cast
Into the hands of that lascivious Lady,
That lives in lust with a smooth boy, now to be
Married to yon strange Prince, who, but that people
Please to let him be a Prince, is born a slave,
In that which should be his most noble part,
His mind?     Thra. That man that would not stir with you,
To aid Philaster, let the gods forget,
That such a Creature walks upon the earth.
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    Cle.     Philaster is too backward in't himself;
The Gentry do await it, and the people
Against their nature are all bent for him,
And like a field of standing Corn, that's mov'd
With a stiff gale, their heads bow all one way.
    Di. The only cause that draws Philaster back
From this attempt, is the fair Princess love,
Which he admires and we can now confute.
    Thra. Perhaps he'l not believe it.
    Di. Why Gentlemen, 'tis without question so.
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    Cle. I 'tis past speech, she lives dishonestly.
But how shall we, if he be curious, work
Upon his faith?
    Thra. We all are satisfied within our selves
    Di. Since it is true, and tends to his own good,
I'le make this new report to be my knowledge,
I'le say I know it, nay, I'le swear I saw it.
    Cle. It will be best.     Thra. 'Twill move him.
 
    Enter Philaster.
 
    Di. Here he comes. Good morrow to your honour,
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We have spent some time in seeking you.
    Phi. My worthy friends,
You that can keep your memories to know

Your


 

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