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Philaster: OR, Love Lies a Bleeding
2nd Folio (1679).
Act 1, Scene 1; TLN numbers 68-213
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Philaster.

would do so? it writes them directly untravel'd.
    Gal. Why, what if they be?
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    Meg. What if they be?
    La. Good Madam let her go on, what if they be? Why
if they be I will justifie, they cannot maintain discourse with
a judicious Lady, nor make a Leg, nor say Excuse me.
    Gal. Ha, ha, ha.      La. Do you laugh Madam?
    Di. Your desires upon you Ladies.
    La. Then you must sit beside us.
    Di. I shall sit near you then Lady.
    La. Near me perhaps: But there's a Lady indures no
stranger, and to me you appear a very strange fellow.
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    Meg. Me thinks he's not so strange, he would quickly be
acquainted.     Thra. Peace, the King.
 
    Enter King, Pharamond, Arethusa, and Train.
 
    King. To give a stronger testimony of love
Than sickly promises (which commonly
In Princes find both birth and burial
In one breath) we have drawn you worthy Sir,
To make your fair indearments to your daughter,
And worthy services known to our subjects,
Now lov'd and wondered at. Next, our intent,
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To plant you deeply, our immediate Heir,
Both to our Blood and Kingdoms. For this Lady,
(The best part of your life, as you confirm me,
And I believe) though her few years and sex
Yet teach her nothing but her fears and blushes,
Desires without desire, discourse and knowledge
Only of what her self is to her self,
Make her feel moderate health: and when she sleeps,
In making no ill day, knows no ill dreams.
Think not (dear Sir) these undivided parts,
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That must mould up a Virgin, are put on
To shew her so, as borrowed ornaments,
To speak her perfect love to you, or add
An Artificial shadow to her nature:
No Sir; I boldly dare proclaim her, yet
No Woman   But woo her still, and think her modesty
A sweeter mistress than the offer'd Language
Of any Dame, were she a Queen whose eye
Speaks common loves and comforts to her servants.
Last, noble son, (for so I now must call you)
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What I have done thus publick, is not only
To add a comfort in particular
To you or me, but all, and to confirm
The Nobles, and the Gentry of these Kingdoms,
By oath to your succession, which shall be
Within this month at most.
    Thra. This will be hardly done.
    Cle. It must be ill done, if it be done
    Di. When 'tis at best, 'twill be but half done,
Whilst so brave a Gentleman's wrong'd and flung off.
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    Thra. I fear. Cle. Who does not?
    Di. I fear not for my self, and yet I fear too.
Well, we shall see, we shall see: no more.
    Pha. Kissing your white hand (Mistress) I take leave,
To thank your Royal Father. and thus far,
To be my own free Trumpet. Understand
Great King, and these your subjects, mine that must be,
(For so deserving you have spoke me Sir,
And so deserving I dare speak my self)
To what a person, of what eminence,
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Ripe expectation of what faculties,
Manners and vertues you would wed your Kingdoms?
You in me have your wishes. Oh this Country,
By more than all my hopes I hold it
Happy, in their dear memories that have been
Kings great and good, happy in yours, that is,
And from you (as a Chronicle to keep
Your Noble name from eating age) do I
Opine my self most happy. Gentlemen,
Believe me in a word, a Princes word,
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There shall be nothing to make up a Kingdom
Mighty, and flourishing, defenced, fear'd,
Equall to be commanded and obey'd,
But through the travels of my life I'le find it.
And tye it to this Country    And I vow
My reign shall be so easie to the subject,
That every man shall be his Prince himself,
And his own law (yet I his Prince and law.)
And dearest Lady, to your dearest self
(Dear, in the choice of him, whose name and lustre
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Must make you more and mightier) let me say,
You are the blessed'st living, for sweet Princess,
You shall enjoy a man of men, to be
Your servant; you shall make him yours, for whom
Great Queens must die.   Thra. Miraculous.
    Cle. This speech calls him Spaniard, being nothing but
A large inventory of his own commendations.
 
    Enter Philaster.
 
    Di. I wonder what's his price? For certainly he'll sell
himself he has so prais'd his shape: But here comes one
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more worthy those large speeches, than the large speaker
of them? let me be swallowed quick, if I can find, in all
the Anatomy of yon mans vertues, one sinew sound enough
to promise for him, he shall be Constable. By this Sun, he'll
ne're make King unless it be for trifles, in my poor judgment.
    Phi. Right Noble Sir, as low as my obedience,
And with a heart as Loyal as my knee,
I beg your favour.
    King. Rise, you have it Sir.
    Di. Mark but the King how pale he looks with fear.
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Oh! this same whorson Conscience, how it jades us!
    King. Speak your intents Sir.
    Phi. Shall I speak 'um freely?
Be still my royal Soveraign.   King. As a subject
We give you freedom.   Di. Now it heats.
    Phi. Then thus I turn
My language to you Prince, you foreign man.
Ne're stare nor put on wonder, for you must
Indure me, and you shall. This earth you tread upon
(A dowry as you hope with this fair Princess,
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Whose memory I bow to) was not left
By my dead Father (Oh, I had a Father)
To your inheritance, and I up and living,
Having my self about me and my sword,
The souls of all my name, and memories,
These arms and some few friends, besides the gods,
To part so calmly with it, and sit still,
And say I might have been! I tell thee Pharamond,
When thou art King, look I be dead and rotten,
And my name ashes; For, hear me Pharamond,
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This very ground thou goest on, this fat earth,
My Fathers friends made fertile with their faiths,
Before that day of shame, shall gape and swallow
Thee and thy Nation, like a hungry grave,
Into her hidden bowels: Prince, it shall;
By Nemesis it shall.   Pha. He's mad beyond cure, mad.
    Di. Here's a fellow has some fire in's veins:
The outlandish Prince looks like a Tooth drawer.
    Phi. Sir, Prince of Poppingjayes, I'le make it well appear
To you I am not mad.   King. You displease us.
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You are too bold.   Phi. No Sir, I am too tame,
Too much a Turtle, a thing born without passion,
A faint shadow, that every drunken cloud sails over,
And makes nothing.   King. I do not fancy this,
Call our Physicians: sure he is somewhat tainted.
    Thra. I do not think 'twill prove so.
    Di. H'as given him a general purge already, for all the
right he has, and now he means to let him blood: Be con
stant Gentlemen; by these hilts I'le run his hazard, although
I run my name out of the Kingdom.
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    Cle. Peace, we are one soul.
    Pha. What you have seen in me, to stir offence,
I cannot find, unless it be this Lady
Offer'd into mine arms, with the succession,

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