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                        Scæna secunda.              [Act One, Scene Two]

                         Enter Rowland, and Livia.
 
     Row. Now Livia, if you'l goe away to night,
If your affections be not made of words.
     Liv. I love you, and you know how dearly Rowland,        [110]
Is there none neere us? my affections ever
Have been your servants; with what superstition
I have ever Sainted you ____
     Row. Why then take this way.
     Liv. Twill be a childish and a lesse prosperous course,
Then his that knows not care: why should we do
Our honest and our hearty love such wrong,
To over-run our fortunes?
     Row. Then you flatter.
     Liv. Alas you know I cannot.        [120]
     Row. What hopes left else
But flying to enjoy ye?
     Liv. None so far,
For let it be admitted we have time,
And all things now in other expectation,
My father's bent against us; what but ruine,
Can such a by-way bring us? if your feares
Would let you look with my eyes, I would shew you,
And certain, how our staying here would win us
A course, though somewhat longer, yet far surer.        [130]
     Row. And then Moroso h'as ye.
     Liv. No such matter:
For hold this certaine, begging, stealing, whoring,
Selling, ( which is a sin unpardonable )
Of counterfeit Cods, or musty English Cracus,
Switches, or stones for th'toothache sooner finds me,
Then that drawn Fox and Moroso.
     Row. But his money,
If wealth may win you ____
     Liv. If a Hog may be        [140]
High Priest among the Jewes: his money Rowland?
Oh Love forgive me, what faith hast thou?
Why, can his money kisse me?
     Row. Yes.
     Liv. Behind,
Lasd out upon a Petticote: or graspe me
While I cry, O good thank you? o' my troth
Thou makst me merry with thy feare: or lie with me,
As you may do? alas, what fooles you men are?


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His mouldy money? half a dozen Riders,        [150]
That cannot sit but stampt fast to their Saddles?
No Rowland, no man shall make use of me;
My beauty was born free, and free Ile give it
To him that loves, not buys me. You yet doubt me.
     Row. I cannot say I doubt ye.
     Liv. Goe thy waies,
Thou art the prettiest puling piece of passion :
Yfaith I will not faile thee.
     Row. I had rather ____
     Liv. Prethee believe me, if I do not carry it,        [160]
For both our goods ____
     Row. But ____
     Liv. What but?
     Row. I would tell you.
     Liv. I know all you can tell me; all's but this,
You would have me, and lie with me; is't not so ?
     Row. Yes.
     Liv. Why you shall ; will that content you? Goe.
     Row. I am very loth to goe.                Enter Byancha,
     Liv. Now o' my conscience                    and Maria.        [170]
Thou art an honest fellow: here's my sister;
Go, prethee goe; this kisse, and credit me,
Ere I am three nights older, I am for thee:
You shall heare what I do.
Farewell.
     Row. Farewell.                           Exit Rowland.
     Liv. Alas poore foole, how it looks?
It would ev'n hang it selfe, should I but crosse it.
For pure love to the matter I must hatch it.
     Bya. Nay never look for merry houre Maria,        [180]
If now you make it not; let not your blushes,
Your modesty, and tendernesse of spirit,
Make you continuall Anvile to his anger:
Believe me, since his first wife set him going,
Nothing can bind his rage: Take your own Councell,
You shall not say that I perswaded you.
But if you suffer him ____
     Mar. Stay, shall I do it?
     Bya. Have you a stomack to't?
     Mar. I never shew'd it.        [190]
     Bya. Twill shew the rarer, and the stronger in you.
But do not say I urg'd you.
     Mar. I am perfect,
Like Curtius to redeeme my Countrey, have I
Leap'd into this gulph of marriage, and Ile do it.
Farewell all poorer thoughts, but spight & anger,
Till I have wrought a miracle. Now cosen,
I am no more the gentle tame Maria;
Mistake me not; I have a new soule in me
Made of a North-wind, nothing but tempest;        [200]
And like a tempest shall it make all ruins,
Till I have run my will out.
     Bya. This is brave now,
If you continue it; but your own will lead you.
     Mar. Adieu all tendernesse, I dare continue;
Maides that are made of feares and modest blushes,
View me, and love example.
     Bya. Here is your sister.
     Mar. Here is the brave old mans love.
     Bya. That loves the young man.        [210]
     Mar. I and hold thee there wench: what a grief of heart
When Paphos Rebels should up rowse old night,       (is't,
To sweat against a Cork; to lie and tell
The clock o'th longs, to rise sport-starv'd?
     Liv. Deere sister,
Where have you been you talke thus?
     Mar. Why at Church, wench;
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Where I am tide to talke thus: I am a wife now.
     Liv. It seems so, and a modest.
     Mar. You are an asse;        [220]
When thou art married once, thy modesty
Will never buy thee Pins.
     Liv. 'Blesse me.
     Mar. From what?
     Bya. From such a tame foole as our cozen Livia?
     Liv. You are not mad.
     Mar. Yes wench, and so must you be,
Or none of our acquantance, marke me Livia.
Or indeed sit for our sex: Tis bed time.
Pardon me yellow Hymen, that I meane        [230]
Thine offrings to protract, or to keepe fasting
My valiant Bridegroome.
     Liv. Whether will this woman?
     Bya. You may perceive her end.
     Liv. Or rather feare it.
     Mar. Dare you be partner in't?
     Liv. Leave it Maria,
I feare I have mark'd too much, for goodnesse leave it;
Devest you with obedient hands; to bed.
     Mar. To bed? No Livia, there are Comets hang        [240]
Prodigious over that yet; there's a fellow
Must yet before I know that heat ( nere start wench )
Be made a man, for yet he is a monster;
Here must his head be Livia.
     Liv. Never hope it.
Tis as easie with a Sive to scoope the Ocean, as
To tame Petruchio.
     Mar. Stay: Lucina heare me,
Never unlock the treasure of my womb
For humane fruit, to make it capable;        [250]
Nor never with thy secret hand make briefe
A mothers labour to me; if I doe
Give way unto my married husbands will,
Or be a wife, in any thing but hopes,
Till I have made him easie as a child,
And tame as feare, he shall not win a smile,
Or a pleas'd look, from this austerity,
Though it would pull another Joynture from him,
And make him ev'ry day another man;
And when I kisse him, till I have my will,        [260]
May I be barren of delights, and know
Onely what pleasures are in dreams, and guesses.
     Liv. A strange Exordium.
     Bya. All the severall wrongs
Done by Emperious husbands to their wives
These thousand yeeres and upwards, strengthen thee :
Thou hast a brave   cause.
     Mar. And Ile doe it bravely
Or may I knit my life out ever after.
     Liv. In what part of the world got she this spirit?        [270]
Yet pray Maria, looke before you truly,
Besides the obedience of a wife,
Which you will finde a heavy imputation,
Which yet I cannot thinke your own, it shews
So distant from your sweetnesse.
     Mar. Tis I sweare.
     Liv. Weigh but the person, and the hopes you have,
To worke this disperate cure.
     Mar. A weaker subject
Would shame the end I aime at, disobedience.        [280]
You talk too tamely: By the faith I have
In mine own Noble will, that childish woman
That lives a prisoner to her husbands pleasure,
Has lost her making, and becomes a beast,
Created for his use, not fellowship.
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     Liv. His first wife said as much.
     Mar. She was a foole,
And took a scurvy course; let her be nam'd
'Mongst those that wish for things, but dare not do 'em:
I have a new daunce for him.        [290]
     Liv. Are you of this faith?
     Bya. Yes truly, and wil die in't.
     Liv. Why then let's all weare breeches.
     Mar. Now thou comst neere the nature of a woman;
Hang these tame hearted Eyasses, that no sooner
See the Lure out, and heare their husbands halla,
But cry like Kites upon 'em: The free Haggard
( Which is that woman, that hath wing, and knowes it,
Spirit, and plume ) wil make an hundred checks,
To shew her freedome, saile in ev'ry ayre,        [300]
And look out ev'ry pleasure; not regarding
Lure, nor quarry, till her pitch command
What she desires, making her foundred keeper
Be glad to fling out traines, and golden ones,
To take her down again.
     Liv. You are learned sister;
Yet I say still take heed.
     Mar. A witty saying ;
Ile tell thee Livia, had this fellow tired
As many wives as horses under him,        [310]
With spurring of their patience; had he got
A Patent, with an Office to reclaime us
Confirm'd by Parliament; had he all the malice
And subtilty of Devils, or of us,
Or any thing that's worse then both.
     Liv. Hey, hey boyes, this is excellent.
     Mar. Or could he
Cast his wives new again, like Bels to make 'em
Sound to his will; or had the fearfull name
Of the first breaker of wilde women: yet,        [320]
Yet would I undertake this man, thus single,
And spight of all the freedom he has reach'd to,
Turn him and bend him as I list, and mold him
Into a babe again; that aged women,
Wanting both teeth & spleen, may Master him.
     Bya. Thou wilt be chronicl'd.
     Mar. That's all I aime at.
     Liv. I must confesse, I do with all my heart
Hate an Emperious husband, and in time
Might be so wrought upon.        [330]
     Bya. To make him cuckold?
     Mar. If he deserve it.
     Liv. Then Ile leave ye Ladies.
     Bya. Thou hast not so much Noble anger in thee.
     Mar. Goe sleep, goe sleep, what we intend to do,
Lies not for such starv'd soules as thou hast Livia.
     Liv. Good night : the Bridegroom will be with you
     Mar. That's more then you know.         ( presently.
     Liv. If ye worke upon him,
As you have promised, ye may give example,        [340]
Which no doubt will be followed.
     Mar. So.
     By. Good night: we'l trouble you no further.
     Mar. If you intend no good, pray doe no harm.
     Liv. None, but pray for you.                    Exit Livia.
     Bya. 'Cheere wench?
     Mar. Now Byancha,
Those wits we have let's wind 'em to the height,
My rest is up wench, and I pull for that
Will make me ever famous. They that lay        [350]
Foundations, are halfe builders all men say.
                          Enter Jaques.
     Jaq. My Master forsooth.
[Signature Nnnnn 2, end page 99, catchword: Mar., EEBO 306/473 ]
     Mar. Oh how do's thy Master? prethee commend me
     Jaq. How's this? my Master staies forsooth.    ( to him.
     Mar. Why let him stay, who hinders him forsooth?
     Jaq. The Revel's ended now,
To visit you.
     Mar. I am not sick.
     Jaq. I mean to see his chamber, forsooth.   ( sooth?        [360]
     Mar. Am I his Groom? where lay he last night, for-
     Jaq. In the low matted Parlour.
     Mar. There lies his way by the long Gallery.
     Jaq. I mean your chamber: y'ar very merry Mistris.
     Mar. Tis a good signe I am sound hearted Jaques:
But if you'l know where I lie, follow me;
And what thou seest, deliver to thy Master.
     Bya. Do gentle Jaques.                                  Exeunt.
     Ja. Ha, is the wind in that dore?
By'r Lady we shall have foule weather then:        [370]
I doe not like the shuffling of these women,               ( ther:
They are mad beasts when they knock their heads toge-
I have observ'd   them all this day; their whispers,
One in anothers eare, their signes, and pinches,
And breaking often   into violent laughters :
As if the end they purpos'd were their own.
Call you this weddings? Sure this is a knavery,
A very trick, and dainty knavery,
Marvellous finely carried, that's the comfort:
What would these women doe in waies of honour,        [380]
That are such Masters this way. Well, my Sir
Has been as good at finding out these toyes,
As any living; if he lose it now,
At his own perill be it. I must follow.                     Exit.
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