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The Woman's Prize, or the Tamer Tamed

Act 5, Scene 1-2; TLN number 3000-3132

 

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The Womans prize, or
 
Puts her to much impatience.               [3000]
     Petron. How is't daughter?
     Liv. O very sick, very sick, yet somewhat
Better I hope; a little lightsommer,
Because this goodman has forgiven me;
Pray set me higher; Oh my head:
     Bya. Wel done wench.
     Liv. Father, and all good people that shal heare me,
I have abus'd this man perniciously; was never old man
        humbled so;
I have scornd him, and cal'd him nasty names,       [3010]
I have spit at him,
Flung Candles ends in's beard, and cald him harrow,
That must be drawn to all he dos:contemn'd him,
For me thought then he was a beastly fellow.
(Oh God my side) a very beastly fellow:
And gave it out, his cassock was a Barge-cloth,
Pawnd to his predecessor by a Sculler,
The man yet living: I gave him purging comfits
At a great christning once,
That spoyl'd his Chamblet breeches; and one night    [3020]
I strewd the staires with pease, as he past down;
And the good Gentleman (woe worth me for't)
Ev'n with his reverent head, this head of wisdome,
Told two and twenty staires, good and true;
Mist not a step, and as we say verbatim
Fell to the bottome, broke his casting Bottle,
Lost a fair toad-stone of some eighteen shillings,
Jumbled his joynts together, had two stooles,
And was translated. All this villany
Did I: I Livia, I alone, untaught.       [3030]
     Mor. And I unask'd, forgive it.
     Liv. Where's Byancha?
     Bya. Here Cozen.
     Liv. Give me drinke,
     Bya. There.
     Liv. Who's that?
     Mor.   Rowland.
     Liv. O my dissembler, you and I must part.
Come neerer sir.
     Row. I am sorry for your sicknesse.
     Liv. Be sorry for your selfe sir, you have wrong'd me,
But I forgive you; are the papers ready?
     Bya. I have 'em here: wilt please you view 'em?
     Petron. Yes.
     Liv. Shew 'em the young man too, I know he's willing
To shift his sailes too: tis for his more advancement;
Alas, we might have beggerd one another;
We are young both, and a world of children
Might have been left behind to curse our follies:
We had been undone Byancha, had we married,       [3050]
Undone for ever: I confesseI lov'd him,
I care not who shall know it, most intirely;
And once, upon my conscience, he lov'd me;
But farewell that, we must be wiser cosen.
Love must not leave us to the world: have you done?
     Row. Yes, and am ready to subscribe.
     Liv. Pray stay then:
Give me the papers, and let me peruse 'em,
And so much time, as may afford a teare
At our last parting.       [3060]
     Bya. Pray retire, and leave her,
Ile call ye presently.
     Petro. Come Gentlemen, the showre must fall.
     Row. Would I had never seen her.
     Bya. Thou hast done bravely wench.
     Liv. Pray Heaven it prove so.
     Bya. There are the other papers: when they come
Begin you first, and let the rest subscribe
Hard by your side; give 'em as little light
As Drapers doe their wares.       [3070]
     Liv. Didst mark Moroso,
In what an agony he was, and how he cry'd most
When I abus'd him most?
     Bya. That was but reason.
     Liv. Oh what a stinking thief is this?
Though I was but to counterfeit, he made me
Directly sick indeed. Tames-street to him
Is a meere Pomander.
     Bya. Let him be hang'd.
     Liv. Amen.       [3080]
     Bya. And lie you still.
And once more to your businesse.
     Liv. Call 'em in.
Now if there be a power that pities lovers,
Helpe now, and heare my prayers.
           Enter Petronius, Rowland, Tranio, Moroso.
     Petro. Is she ready?
     Bya. She has done her lamentations: pray go to her.
     Liv. Rowland, come neer me, and before you seale,
Give me your hand: take it again; now kisse me,       [3090]
This is the last acquaintance we must have;
I wish you ever happy: there's the paper.
     Row. Pray stay a little.
     Petro. Let me never live more
But I do begin to pity this young fellow;
How heartily he weeps!
     Bya. There's Pen and Inke sir.
     Liv. Ev'n here I pray you. Tis a little Emblem
How neere you have been to me.
     Row. There.       [3100]
     Bya. Your hands too,
As witnesses.
     Petro. By any means
To th' booke sonne.
     Mor. With all my heart.
     Bya. You must deliver it.
     Row. There Livia, and a better love light on thee,
I can no more.
     Bya. To this you must be witnesse too.
     Petro. We wil.       [3110]
     Bya. Doe you deliver it now.
     Lyv. Pray set me up;
There Rowland, all thy old love back: and may
A new to come exceed mine, and be happy.
I must no more.
     Row. Farewell:    
     Liv. A long farewell.          Exit Rowl.
     Bya. Leave her by any means, till this wild passion
Be off her head; draw all the Curtaines close,       [3120]
A day hence you may see her, twil be better,
She is now for little company.
     Petro. Pray tend her.
I must to horse straight: you must needs along too,
To see my sonne aboard; were but his wife
As fit for pity, as this wench, I were happy.
     Bya. Time must do that too: fare ye wel; to morrow
You shall receive a wife to quit your sorrow.       Exeunt.

                       Scæna secunda.          

             Enter Jaques, Pedro, and Porters, with Chest
                                  and Hampers.                [3130]

     Jaq. Bring 'em away sirs.
     Ped. Must the great Trunks go too?


 

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